Life was as smooth as baby’s bottoms …till I made the biggest blunder of my life…I gifted her a t-shirt. Its like the second commandment from the book of love, “thy shall always gift her something nice and expensive to keep her happy”…she liked the t-shirt. …But to add to my misery she liked it so much that she promoted me to be her shopping partner…that’s the highest honor that can be bestowed on a man by his woman…she said our relationship just took a giant leap, since I have started trusting you with my clothes I can trust you with anything. It’s the kind of knighthood that’s forced upon you and there is no way that u can ever refuse it…and when I say no way out …then there is no chance in hell!
My world changed…every time I went out there was shopping involved in it…coffee+ shopping, dinner + shopping, long drive and of course there was shopping too…I wonder where do women keep their loot…as in the tones of clothes that they buy every week…to be honest, I know I shouldn’t be saying this but I hardly notice what she wears .it all appears to be the same. Are you familiar with the judging game? You must be! No shopping is ever successful without this game. Your girl goes inside the trial room with a dozen of white shirts and every time she steps out, you better be ready with a comment if you don’t want to irritate her. She’ll shower you wit questions like…does this make me look fat-er? Does this color suit me? Is it too tight? Do you think it’s worth the price? Yeah no need to be scared …dodge every the bullet one at a time…. no darling it doesn’t make u look fat ,lets sue the store for putting such misleading mirrors in their trial rooms….ya the color suits you…..what’s the fu*#kin difference they are all white! Ahh its not that expensive anyways 14,500 out of my 15 k salary is all yours for shoppin.500 is enough to pay for my 1 time meals for a month and in the end what matter is that you look good, food is secondary!
The third stage is called the ‘James Blunt Phenomenon ‘this the time when you actually look at your watch which just refuses to work faster. You feel like your stuck in a time portal, which is frozen for years. It’s named ‘James Blunt Phenomenon ‘ for obvious reasons. You feel the CD is stuck when u listening to the song ‘your beautiful’ and you wait and you wait till the song gets to the chorus. [There Ain’t no chorus my friend, James blunt is little deprived when its comes to vocabulary] don’t you think these shopping malls where probably designed by someone who had never been out shopping! For example the dressing room/changing room has to always be somewhere near the women’s lingerie section. Thank you Mr. designer I felt uncomfortable browsing through ladies section but now I am really relaxed standing in between pink, fuzzy, frill-y, tiny pieces of women’s essentials that to for eternity
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