Oh I feel so lonely…I am soo depressed…If only I had a nice girl friend…I wouldn’t have ever felt like this…. have u heard this before…does this remind you of one of your friends or maybe even yourself? I welcome you all to teenage depression. It’s still a baby in India hardly 9- 10 years old. What is teenage depression? Does it happen to all the teenagers? Is it something to do with hormones? Is it like an acne problem, which goes away after some years?
We all need to be grateful to American television for introducing us to it. Yes I am talking to you, where you depressed as a kid? (Normal circumstances).na! So what happened when you grew up? Society happened! You probably saw some chick flick on HBO ….ohh its cool to have a gf/bf.then you got yourself one. Then you thought oh now I can probably get a better guy/girl, then you broke up with your girl/guy and then you felt all alone and depressed…. yes that’s what u feel…you don’t trust me …any romantic comedy, chick flick or a daily soap opera will definitely prove me right!
The fact is that the term ‘happy and single’ is pre historic in the teenage world. I feel I am surrounded by all these suicidal teenagers who want to get back into the dating scene because it’s cool (by the way cool, its still called cool right? Or is there a cooler word for it). One of my friends actually went ahead and tried to commit suicide…. she had sleeping pills. I asked her what made her take such drastic measures, she said she felt unloved and the other reason was that her father couldn’t afford to buy her the new Nokia PDA phone.
After she was taken and cured in the hospital the doctor’s report read ‘ three sleeping pills won’t kill you, next time I suggest consume the whole bottle’
Misguided less fortunate Teenagers steal, cheat, murder for the money to get all the luxuries which they think will make them happy. I read this article in one newspaper, which said bunch of teenagers robbed an old couple because they wanted to go to a discotheque. Oh ok you robbed the helpless oldies….I am cool with that but for what to dance with sweaty and sticky strangers in the discothèque. Now that’s utterly foolish, isn’t it?
Various other reasons for teenage depression acne, fair skin, straight hair, branded clothes, trendy bags, nice pair of branded shoes, latest mobile phone, bike, cars, bigger TV faster Internet, pocket money, popularity, make up, jewelry the list goes on….
We can’t stop teenage depression. But at least we‘ll realize that we crib for petty things and people who sulk for such petite things should know I am observing you and making fun of you and ridiculing you in my articles!
Monday, August 6, 2007
shopper's luck
Life was as smooth as baby’s bottoms …till I made the biggest blunder of my life…I gifted her a t-shirt. Its like the second commandment from the book of love, “thy shall always gift her something nice and expensive to keep her happy”…she liked the t-shirt. …But to add to my misery she liked it so much that she promoted me to be her shopping partner…that’s the highest honor that can be bestowed on a man by his woman…she said our relationship just took a giant leap, since I have started trusting you with my clothes I can trust you with anything. It’s the kind of knighthood that’s forced upon you and there is no way that u can ever refuse it…and when I say no way out …then there is no chance in hell!
My world changed…every time I went out there was shopping involved in it…coffee+ shopping, dinner + shopping, long drive and of course there was shopping too…I wonder where do women keep their loot…as in the tones of clothes that they buy every week…to be honest, I know I shouldn’t be saying this but I hardly notice what she wears .it all appears to be the same. Are you familiar with the judging game? You must be! No shopping is ever successful without this game. Your girl goes inside the trial room with a dozen of white shirts and every time she steps out, you better be ready with a comment if you don’t want to irritate her. She’ll shower you wit questions like…does this make me look fat-er? Does this color suit me? Is it too tight? Do you think it’s worth the price? Yeah no need to be scared …dodge every the bullet one at a time…. no darling it doesn’t make u look fat ,lets sue the store for putting such misleading mirrors in their trial rooms….ya the color suits you…..what’s the fu*#kin difference they are all white! Ahh its not that expensive anyways 14,500 out of my 15 k salary is all yours for shoppin.500 is enough to pay for my 1 time meals for a month and in the end what matter is that you look good, food is secondary!
The third stage is called the ‘James Blunt Phenomenon ‘this the time when you actually look at your watch which just refuses to work faster. You feel like your stuck in a time portal, which is frozen for years. It’s named ‘James Blunt Phenomenon ‘ for obvious reasons. You feel the CD is stuck when u listening to the song ‘your beautiful’ and you wait and you wait till the song gets to the chorus. [There Ain’t no chorus my friend, James blunt is little deprived when its comes to vocabulary] don’t you think these shopping malls where probably designed by someone who had never been out shopping! For example the dressing room/changing room has to always be somewhere near the women’s lingerie section. Thank you Mr. designer I felt uncomfortable browsing through ladies section but now I am really relaxed standing in between pink, fuzzy, frill-y, tiny pieces of women’s essentials that to for eternity
My world changed…every time I went out there was shopping involved in it…coffee+ shopping, dinner + shopping, long drive and of course there was shopping too…I wonder where do women keep their loot…as in the tones of clothes that they buy every week…to be honest, I know I shouldn’t be saying this but I hardly notice what she wears .it all appears to be the same. Are you familiar with the judging game? You must be! No shopping is ever successful without this game. Your girl goes inside the trial room with a dozen of white shirts and every time she steps out, you better be ready with a comment if you don’t want to irritate her. She’ll shower you wit questions like…does this make me look fat-er? Does this color suit me? Is it too tight? Do you think it’s worth the price? Yeah no need to be scared …dodge every the bullet one at a time…. no darling it doesn’t make u look fat ,lets sue the store for putting such misleading mirrors in their trial rooms….ya the color suits you…..what’s the fu*#kin difference they are all white! Ahh its not that expensive anyways 14,500 out of my 15 k salary is all yours for shoppin.500 is enough to pay for my 1 time meals for a month and in the end what matter is that you look good, food is secondary!
The third stage is called the ‘James Blunt Phenomenon ‘this the time when you actually look at your watch which just refuses to work faster. You feel like your stuck in a time portal, which is frozen for years. It’s named ‘James Blunt Phenomenon ‘ for obvious reasons. You feel the CD is stuck when u listening to the song ‘your beautiful’ and you wait and you wait till the song gets to the chorus. [There Ain’t no chorus my friend, James blunt is little deprived when its comes to vocabulary] don’t you think these shopping malls where probably designed by someone who had never been out shopping! For example the dressing room/changing room has to always be somewhere near the women’s lingerie section. Thank you Mr. designer I felt uncomfortable browsing through ladies section but now I am really relaxed standing in between pink, fuzzy, frill-y, tiny pieces of women’s essentials that to for eternity
why?
Why
Does the damp mud smell so sweet on the first rainy day?
What’s wrong with the other days?
Why
Do u stay, u stay unmoved when your cheated
Why don’t u go the other way
Why
Do young say that they are depressed?
Is it the US television haze?
All directions they remain the same.
Cos ur spinning in your head
Stop whining about the pain
Are u still wetting your bed?
Why
Do dogs and I make better friends?
U need to put yourself on leash today?
Why
Does your libido give away?Did u expect some action today?
Does the damp mud smell so sweet on the first rainy day?
What’s wrong with the other days?
Why
Do u stay, u stay unmoved when your cheated
Why don’t u go the other way
Why
Do young say that they are depressed?
Is it the US television haze?
All directions they remain the same.
Cos ur spinning in your head
Stop whining about the pain
Are u still wetting your bed?
Why
Do dogs and I make better friends?
U need to put yourself on leash today?
Why
Does your libido give away?Did u expect some action today?
crimson cover
Voices in my head are getting louder by the hour
I stay unmoved in the crimson shower
Bullets shot twice to the beat of lifeless mortal
Sniffing for the ache to relieve them to
The uncharted portal
Thinking of the glory with my brave story
Would surely earn me shinny piece of metal
Just a mile to my home, where I would be free to roam,
Where the ruler is dire, and where I would have to fight another battle.
Anaesthetized legs unwavering on the ground
I remember my mother lifting me up when I tasted the ground
I see the hungry seekers they look as hungry as me
I could eat my tears if they didn’t get dried up in the sun
Job well done, as my skipper would have said
Had a hard days work now its time to go to bed
Ever exhausting zeal wont keep me from singing my mothers glory
Mother I’ll be back to serve you, this time I was futile and I am sorry Jai hind!!!!
I stay unmoved in the crimson shower
Bullets shot twice to the beat of lifeless mortal
Sniffing for the ache to relieve them to
The uncharted portal
Thinking of the glory with my brave story
Would surely earn me shinny piece of metal
Just a mile to my home, where I would be free to roam,
Where the ruler is dire, and where I would have to fight another battle.
Anaesthetized legs unwavering on the ground
I remember my mother lifting me up when I tasted the ground
I see the hungry seekers they look as hungry as me
I could eat my tears if they didn’t get dried up in the sun
Job well done, as my skipper would have said
Had a hard days work now its time to go to bed
Ever exhausting zeal wont keep me from singing my mothers glory
Mother I’ll be back to serve you, this time I was futile and I am sorry Jai hind!!!!
Mutual menopauses
Well if your shook, you still have to play by the book
Don’t point at the orange it was the adversary who was the crook
Dead body puzzle, find the sodden red pieces in the hustle
I was already deceased do not flex your muscle.
One contraceptive to a million contradictions
Green nation army got me in this hideous confusion
Pay the hookers bonus for they have been out of exertion
Your red light lost the game when the other red light alarmed and raced towards the sanatorium
Saint valentine stay away from the mine, cemetery is now where we dine
Complexity in my economy extortion is where I draw my line!
Well calm can thump you hard with the brunt of seven Don’t lit me up yet let me spread the epidemic in haven.
Don’t point at the orange it was the adversary who was the crook
Dead body puzzle, find the sodden red pieces in the hustle
I was already deceased do not flex your muscle.
One contraceptive to a million contradictions
Green nation army got me in this hideous confusion
Pay the hookers bonus for they have been out of exertion
Your red light lost the game when the other red light alarmed and raced towards the sanatorium
Saint valentine stay away from the mine, cemetery is now where we dine
Complexity in my economy extortion is where I draw my line!
Well calm can thump you hard with the brunt of seven Don’t lit me up yet let me spread the epidemic in haven.
boredom
Boredom
Sitting with a crowd
But feeling all alone
They are having fun
But I am all bored
The time I was with my friends
We played pranks on neighbour’s son
They had a blast
But I was all bored
Forced into the classroom
Sir was blabbering Hebrew
There goes the recess bell, look everyone’s so happy oh hell!!
But me, I am still bored
My grandpa was unwell
He was fading with cancer
Parents were in distress sister was crying
Me, not a tear in my eyeCos I was just bored.
Sitting with a crowd
But feeling all alone
They are having fun
But I am all bored
The time I was with my friends
We played pranks on neighbour’s son
They had a blast
But I was all bored
Forced into the classroom
Sir was blabbering Hebrew
There goes the recess bell, look everyone’s so happy oh hell!!
But me, I am still bored
My grandpa was unwell
He was fading with cancer
Parents were in distress sister was crying
Me, not a tear in my eyeCos I was just bored.
re-valuate
The joy of doing nothing can label me un- employedthe disinterest in the climax can deny me the path to Floydre-evaluation of the corpse wouldn’t slow down the rate of decaythousand bulbs in a fleet can be luminous but can it bring warmth to the day?The dark blue in your eyes reminds me of the storm that’s going to hit the cushion.They say we blend just fine, but when we come out i am still brown and he's still black is it the lack of fusion?Dentures for the young wont help them chew betterwild libido to the wrinkled wont help them to do any better!
s-abstract
Political insanity and some mushy profanity
A death in the society and the labour pains
Bloody roses horny nuns in panty hoses
I challenge moasis and we get wet in acid rains
Morrison u lit the fire, vampires in Lester shire
Pam kicked some barbwire, boob implant for the size gains
Terrorist hid in the bush, first day of skool give a lil push,
Why grow trees wen the corruption is lush, I ‘ll survive on radioactive grains!!
A death in the society and the labour pains
Bloody roses horny nuns in panty hoses
I challenge moasis and we get wet in acid rains
Morrison u lit the fire, vampires in Lester shire
Pam kicked some barbwire, boob implant for the size gains
Terrorist hid in the bush, first day of skool give a lil push,
Why grow trees wen the corruption is lush, I ‘ll survive on radioactive grains!!
u thin women r cleaner?
Do u think cleanliness can be inculcated in somebody. No sir its in the genes! To be more specific it is a vital part of the female genetics. Well men are aware of the term called cleanliness but none try to experiment with it. Well the eternal question is why are women cleaner than men??? Why do they smell so nice? The question still intrigues my species. So I took up the challenge to crack the case!!! Well these are some of the things that we found why women like to pamper themselves and why do they keep themselves clean. Reason number one unclean and unwaxed girls scare the day lights out of the guys. Girls who like to be natural and are proud of there long silky locks and like to flaunt it I have an advice for you’ll you need to be as rich and popular like Julia Roberts to carry off the vegetation. Reason number two for which we had to use extreme measures I had to kidnap my neighbours daughter’s lipstick and eye liner .she never leaves her home without it. Without her two weapons she was as helpless like a cornered kitty. Only a few fortunate men must have got the information that I got. It’s the hours and hours of time spent in the bathroom that keeps the girls clean. it takes years of scrubbing, cleaning, detoxifying, aroma therapy,anti-cellulite,anti-aging,anti-wrinkle,anti-mosquito,anti-guys and the list goes on. Men at nokia invent a new cell phone in the time which a normal girl takes time to bathe. Reason number three which is the reason for the evolution. Thank god women are clean. Women give out a scent called pheromones which seduces the male species and which in the end becomes the reason for reproduction and the cycle of life goes on!!!!Just imagine if women were unclean like my species, the only scent they would give out would be of sweet smell of sweat. And my species would have mistaken them as one of our own. And only thing we would have done together would have been picking our noses and occasionally each other’s and guzzled gallons of beer!!! now we come to the conclusion women are and will always be clean and that doesn’t change the fact that men aren’t clean .men are clean but those men choose themselves to be called gay!!!
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