u thin women r cleaner?

Do u think cleanliness can be inculcated in somebody. No sir its in the genes! To be more specific it is a vital part of the female genetics. Well men are aware of the term called cleanliness but none try to experiment with it. Well the eternal question is why are women cleaner than men??? Why do they smell so nice? The question still intrigues my species. So I took up the challenge to crack the case!!! Well these are some of the things that we found why women like to pamper themselves and why do they keep themselves clean. Reason number one unclean and unwaxed girls scare the day lights out of the guys. Girls who like to be natural and are proud of there long silky locks and like to flaunt it I have an advice for you’ll you need to be as rich and popular like Julia Roberts to carry off the vegetation. Reason number two for which we had to use extreme measures I had to kidnap my neighbours daughter’s lipstick and eye liner .she never leaves her home without it. Without her two weapons she was as helpless like a cornered kitty. Only a few fortunate men must have got the information that I got. It’s the hours and hours of time spent in the bathroom that keeps the girls clean. it takes years of scrubbing, cleaning, detoxifying, aroma therapy,anti-cellulite,anti-aging,anti-wrinkle,anti-mosquito,anti-guys and the list goes on. Men at nokia invent a new cell phone in the time which a normal girl takes time to bathe. Reason number three which is the reason for the evolution. Thank god women are clean. Women give out a scent called pheromones which seduces the male species and which in the end becomes the reason for reproduction and the cycle of life goes on!!!!Just imagine if women were unclean like my species, the only scent they would give out would be of sweet smell of sweat. And my species would have mistaken them as one of our own. And only thing we would have done together would have been picking our noses and occasionally each other’s and guzzled gallons of beer!!! now we come to the conclusion women are and will always be clean and that doesn’t change the fact that men aren’t clean .men are clean but those men choose themselves to be called gay!!!