Monday, August 6, 2007

teenage wasted!

Oh I feel so lonely…I am soo depressed…If only I had a nice girl friend…I wouldn’t have ever felt like this…. have u heard this before…does this remind you of one of your friends or maybe even yourself? I welcome you all to teenage depression. It’s still a baby in India hardly 9- 10 years old. What is teenage depression? Does it happen to all the teenagers? Is it something to do with hormones? Is it like an acne problem, which goes away after some years?

We all need to be grateful to American television for introducing us to it. Yes I am talking to you, where you depressed as a kid? (Normal circumstances).na! So what happened when you grew up? Society happened! You probably saw some chick flick on HBO ….ohh its cool to have a gf/bf.then you got yourself one. Then you thought oh now I can probably get a better guy/girl, then you broke up with your girl/guy and then you felt all alone and depressed…. yes that’s what u feel…you don’t trust me …any romantic comedy, chick flick or a daily soap opera will definitely prove me right!

The fact is that the term ‘happy and single’ is pre historic in the teenage world. I feel I am surrounded by all these suicidal teenagers who want to get back into the dating scene because it’s cool (by the way cool, its still called cool right? Or is there a cooler word for it). One of my friends actually went ahead and tried to commit suicide…. she had sleeping pills. I asked her what made her take such drastic measures, she said she felt unloved and the other reason was that her father couldn’t afford to buy her the new Nokia PDA phone.
After she was taken and cured in the hospital the doctor’s report read ‘ three sleeping pills won’t kill you, next time I suggest consume the whole bottle’


Misguided less fortunate Teenagers steal, cheat, murder for the money to get all the luxuries which they think will make them happy. I read this article in one newspaper, which said bunch of teenagers robbed an old couple because they wanted to go to a discotheque. Oh ok you robbed the helpless oldies….I am cool with that but for what to dance with sweaty and sticky strangers in the discothèque. Now that’s utterly foolish, isn’t it?


Various other reasons for teenage depression acne, fair skin, straight hair, branded clothes, trendy bags, nice pair of branded shoes, latest mobile phone, bike, cars, bigger TV faster Internet, pocket money, popularity, make up, jewelry the list goes on….

We can’t stop teenage depression. But at least we‘ll realize that we crib for petty things and people who sulk for such petite things should know I am observing you and making fun of you and ridiculing you in my articles!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

all i did was laughed all the way..

Anonymous said...

liked this one.looking fwd to other posts

Anonymous said...

as the title suggests"teenage wasted"